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   messageicon When my texts won't send, I feel isolated, like Tom Hanks in "Cast Away".
←Rate | 07-08-2011 16:05 by RM Comments (0)  


   messageicon got gas earlier for $1.39!!! Too bad it was from Taco Bell...
←Rate | 07-01-2011 21:20 by RM Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's pretty cowardly to put a ding in someone's car door without at least leaving a note scratched into the paint, such as, "LOL! -->"
←Rate | 07-08-2011 15:59 by RM Comments (0)  



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